Sunbathing Lover Gifts

Some of my Favourite Things....Things you absolutely cannot do when you have kids.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Working Holiday

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Iliadette.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Sunbathers.

"Privates Beach"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'I blame global warming!'

Taking it easy

Sunbathing in Autumn

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Catatonic

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'