Sunbathing Aficionado Gifts

"He's English..."

"That's what I call coastal pollution."

Quarantine: The great equalizer

"Maybe you should cut down on your naps in the sun."

"How?"

Cruise Lines. We had to stop our match because there are too many sunbathers around. So, you're not playing with a full deck.

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

RETIRED: Now I can goof off on my OWN time!!

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

'Says who?'

Sunbathers.

Beach flirting

"We'll pay for this tomorrow"

Golfer Has to Retrieve Ball from Female Sunbather's Chest

Coronavirus at the beach

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Iliadette.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'I blame global warming!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Privates Beach"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Sunbathing in Autumn

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'