Sunbathing Aficionado Mugs

"He's English..."

"That's what I call coastal pollution."

Quarantine: The great equalizer

"Maybe you should cut down on your naps in the sun."

"How?"

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

RETIRED: Now I can goof off on my OWN time!!

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

'Says who?'

Sunbathers.

Beach flirting

Golfer Has to Retrieve Ball from Female Sunbather's Chest

Coronavirus at the beach

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Iliadette.

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Sunbathing in Autumn

Taking it easy

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'I blame global warming!'

"Privates Beach"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast