Sunbathing Enthusiast Mugs

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

Female lifeguard has lots of male victims

Beach body.

Visual Gag: Vinnie's budget tanning salon / a con charging people money to lay in the sun to get a suntan

Submarine on the Beach.

'That reminds me - we're having a pig roast next Saturday!'

I went topless on the beach and nobody noticed.

Pearson, I Smell Something Burning

"Unable to afford a foreign holiday this year..."

'How can you call yourself a paleoconservative? - I think you have a very NICE tan.'

Coming to a beach near you. . . mask tan!

"Ogling you? Of course we're ogling you!"

"What do think of our neighbour's habit of sunning herself in the nude?"

"What humans can't understand is, we like to go to the beach as much as they do."

A gap between the solar panels

"Help!"

After breaking her curfew for the fourth time...

'I just love the sun - I could lie in it all day and night!'

"Hello big boy, it looks like today is your lucky day."

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

'Life's a beach, innit.'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

'Stay away from the water...it's freezing!' (Shark attack victim to female on the beach).

Next-door neighbours.

Man sun bathing from Earth to the Sun

Mexican Dog

'Personally this Global Warming thing is right up my alley.'

'Okay, buddy - put on some pants!'

"Sure sign of rain that- the wife's lyin' down."

Painting by numbers sun oil.

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

Bad Idea #24: tanning under a solar powered sun lamp.

'Typical. You find a nice quiet spot on the beach, and then the world and his wife show up.'