Sunbathers Mugs

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

SUV Protection

"Take away the bikini and what are you left with?"

Caution: 5 Day Wading Period

"Well, one good thing about being crocodiles is that we tend to have the beach to ourselves..."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Working Holiday

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Iliadette.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Sunbathers.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Taking it easy

"Privates Beach"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'I blame global warming!'

Sunbathing in Autumn

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Catatonic