Sunbed Aficionado Gifts

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Sunbathers.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Beach flirting

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

A gap between the solar panels

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

"How?"

Some of my Favourite Things....Things you absolutely cannot do when you have kids.

"Hey Google, describe the view."

Mexican Dog

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

'I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked.'

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

"We must be close, I can smell sunblock."

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

Pearson, I Smell Something Burning

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

'Life's a beach, innit.'

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

'Personally this Global Warming thing is right up my alley.'

'Marcie has her own way of cooking ribs low and slow--she takes them with her to the tanning salon.'

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

Beach body.

'How can you call yourself a paleoconservative? - I think you have a very NICE tan.'

'Do you ever wish you could get a nice tan?'

Bad Idea #24: tanning under a solar powered sun lamp.

Quarantine: The great equalizer

Man sun bathing from Earth to the Sun