Waterbed Aficionado Gifts

Sparkling Waterbed.

"It all started with a waterbed!"

Waterbed Sales Inc - Watched Over By A Lifeguard.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Sunbathers.

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Loofah Lady

Beach flirting

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

Making fun of Starfish.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

"How?"

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

'Oh boy, hot tubs!'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'