Waterbed Aficionado T-Shirts

"It all started with a waterbed!"

Waterbed Sales Inc - Watched Over By A Lifeguard.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

Sunbathers.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Beach flirting

Loofah Lady

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Making fun of Starfish.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

"How?"

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

'Oh boy, hot tubs!'

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'