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Waiting for the Sun

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

An email finds you

"I told you to wear sunscreen."

'I just needed to get away for a while and recharge my batteries.'

'Yech...I hate when they put that sauce on.'

Solar bear.

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

Should have used a higher SPF...

Sun may cause cancer.

"Dan, you forgot to put on your out-of-office."

Sunblock - A Novel

'We'd better get out of the sun, sweety. That little thingy on your back just popped up.'

'Since we can't beat global warming, I decided to try to adapt.'

'Taking the concept of 'Bank Holiday' a bit literally aren't we. . .?

"I smell bacon. Are you wearing sunscreen?"

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Chillaxing!

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

Hammock with holes for feet.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Evolve...it's great!'

L.A. Law

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

Never fails. Go away for a holiday and all Hell breaks loose.

"Which way to the tug convention, honey?"

Tanning causes cancer and wrinkles.

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

In the current climate...

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

"I think the sun is a great source of energy."

"Find a patch of sunlight, my boy. Find a patch of sunlight and bask in it."

"I found this stuck in the sand right next to some sleeping people."