Sunbathing Pillows

Waiting for the Sun

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

An email finds you

"I told you to wear sunscreen."

'I just needed to get away for a while and recharge my batteries.'

'Yech...I hate when they put that sauce on.'

'For cryin' out loud! Just for once can't we go on vacation without you bringing some work along!?'

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

Should have used a higher SPF...

Solar bear.

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

Sun may cause cancer.

"Dan, you forgot to put on your out-of-office."

'Since we can't beat global warming, I decided to try to adapt.'

'We'd better get out of the sun, sweety. That little thingy on your back just popped up.'

Sunblock - A Novel

'Arnie fell asleep under his beach chair.'

"I smell bacon. Are you wearing sunscreen?"

Chillaxing!

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Taking the concept of 'Bank Holiday' a bit literally aren't we. . .?

Hammock with holes for feet.

'Evolve...it's great!'

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'I do miss the change of seasons, but thanks to technology, I've offshored everything.'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

L.A. Law

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

Never fails. Go away for a holiday and all Hell breaks loose.

Tanning causes cancer and wrinkles.

In the current climate...

'I bring news from the office.'

"Which way to the tug convention, honey?"

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.