Sunbathing Humorist Prints

Toast with tanlines

"Oops. Sorry, Vlad dear. I must've missed a bit."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Sunbathers.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Beach flirting

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"How?"

Scene on the English coast.

Mankini - One size fits all.

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

The Sun Bather

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

Bed of Nails on Holiday

Why do men wear long short pants?

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

'Icarus, let's get a tan.'

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

"As a matter of fact, most of the beaches there are nude beaches!"

'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

Tsunami Selfie

Quarantine: The great equalizer

'You know, I don't think I've ever seen a Bank Holiday before...'

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

'There goes Tokyo.'

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

Coronavirus at the beach

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

"Ecologically sound gardening you say...?"

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

Lady has a cask of sea water sent back from the seaside