Scuba Humorist Gifts

"Oh come on Jeff, just concede the point."

Bird riding on hippopotamus resting in water wears scuba diving mask.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Guide fish.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

Man painting MOM on boat

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Walking the Plank.

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Another hot flash?

Shark Chum

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'