Shower Humorist Gifts

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

His & hers towels.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Shower curtain call.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Batman tissue dispenser.

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

Bed Fellow

The Rural Bidet...

Duck in a bathtub

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'Gravity wins - again.'

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Religious toilets.

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'