Shower Humorist Gifts

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

His & hers towels.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

The Rural Bidet...

Duck in a bathtub

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Bed Fellow

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Gravity wins - again.'

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

Religious toilets.

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'