Shower Comedian Gifts

"A six-inch putt! How could I have missed it?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

His & hers towels.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Shower curtain call.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Duck in a bathtub

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

The Rural Bidet...

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

His and Hernia's towels.

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'