Sunny Philosophers Gifts

"I think I just felt the first snowflake of winter."

"Nation-building never works."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Life after death"

A Poem about Sand

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'How's the water, dear?'

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Mozart on a lilo

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

"You're overthinking this."

Lemmings on Vacation

Artist Misses the Point

As the years passed, Grandpa became more absent minded...

Shakespeare at the beach ...

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."