Sun-seeking Philosopher Gifts

"Life after death"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Winter Weather.

"Do you think the birds like me?"

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

"How do you know if you're really in love, Randy?"

The Farmer Sutra.

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

Caution - Poet at work

No crawling sign in the desert.

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

"I didn't spend seventeen days climbing this bloody mountain, in all weathers, for a lecture on personal hygiene!"

"First, I set the mood."

"Yes, Gramps, we agreed to follow 'until death do us part' with the caveat that we might be placed in separate wings of the assisted living facility."

"Travis didn't believe in nouns."

'Don't feel too badly about your post, I used to work for the News of the World.'

"Finally - a faith-based initiative I can embrace."

Geek Beach

Future Desert Islands.

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

'We DO have a dress code up here, you know!'

'The nice thing about our car is we double its value when we fill it up with gas.'