Sun-seeking Techie Gifts

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Life after death"

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Sunbathing with your PC.

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

A robot tans himself in the sun while holding a solar panel so he can recharge.

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

Remote control bridge in bath.

Summer & winter holiday at once

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

Geek Beach

Unplugging and going outside

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Skiing cross country, vic ran out of snow near toledo.

"The interrogation was brutal, but the bright lights really helped relieve my seasonal affective disorder."

"We live here. We just dress this way to fit in."

'Fake tan? Not me!'

'This tanning booth's playing up again, Brian.'

Diethelm could not believe his luck - a true palm-top computer!

'What I'm up to? The usual dude, just roaming the plains: There's nothing else to do...'

"And me without my bear spray!"

'We had an all-inclusive-holiday. Bad weather, lousy food, arrogant waiters, crappy hotel and outrageous prices - all that was included.'

Overlooking the computer prairie.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS when out running!"

"Seriously, how am I supposed to stay awake when my desk is in the sunny spot?"

"You've got to stop rapturing me back here every time you have a tech question, dad."

Seasonal Affective Disorder