Sun-chasing Nerd Gifts

Geek Beach

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"Life after death"

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

A robot tans himself in the sun while holding a solar panel so he can recharge.

According to this tabloid article, two guys who today are a basketabll referee and a politician, were friends as kids with a business selling seashells. The referee says that one sunny day while under an umbrella searching in the muck for shells they found a bunch of slimy, loose change. Or as the tabloid puts it "Whistleblower reveals pol's shady past with dirty money and a shell company!"

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

North Pole with Sundial.

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

"For my profile I'll be talking about the science you...but what about the fun you?"

'This is totally bananas!'

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

Some of your spray tan came off in the pool.

"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Skiing cross country, vic ran out of snow near toledo.

"We live here. We just dress this way to fit in."

'Fake tan? Not me!'

"I hate the beach. The minute you go into the water your phone gets ruined."

"And me without my bear spray!"

'This tanning booth's playing up again, Brian.'

"That bloke next door with the trampoline is starting to bug me."

'We had an all-inclusive-holiday. Bad weather, lousy food, arrogant waiters, crappy hotel and outrageous prices - all that was included.'

"Coming to the beach is a great way to stay in shape."

'I'd like to get my foot in HER door - the bedroom one preferably!'