Sun-loving Naturist Gifts

'This is totally bananas!'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Sunbathers.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Beach flirting

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

A gap between the solar panels

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"How?"

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Mexican Dog

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

Pearson, I Smell Something Burning

'Personally this Global Warming thing is right up my alley.'

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

'Life's a beach, innit.'

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

Beach body.

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

Bad Idea #24: tanning under a solar powered sun lamp.

'I don't really care how well I play, I'm just happy to be able to appreciate nature on a beautiful day like this!'

Quarantine: The great equalizer

'How can you call yourself a paleoconservative? - I think you have a very NICE tan.'

Geek Beach

'Ms. Ames, send in a suit.'

"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."