Sun-loving Environmentalist Gifts

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Winter Weather.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

Climate change santa...

Solar Power.

Climate Change Treaty Conference. Negotiations aren't going well --- We need a cooling off period!

Trump to Build Wall

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

I like going across the frame of this solar energy facility we're building. I'm waling on a sunbeam!

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

"It's not easy getting a seat on the bus, but my phone stays charged all day."

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

Food Chain Gang

Rain on solar farm: 'This weather is good for farmers, I bet?'

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Solar power

Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'

"The map says to take a right at that planetary dumpster fire."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways; black and white version

Solar powered sundial

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

Geek Beach

'And just what studies show that losing weight causes global warming?'

Moose is an environmental nightmare, Nana. I beg your pardon? The beef and cereal in his chow is worth 10,000 SUV miles. But consider his offsets. He cleans my floor with natural solvents. I don't need a power-sucking burglar alarm. He listens to all my problems, free of charge. And he saves me from having to join a gym. SO ... I am not ... reducing my canine footprint.

'This is totally bananas!'

"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

Two trees being cut down, their roots hold each other for support.

"...We could be talking waterfront here!"

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