Sustainable Resource Enthusiast Gifts

Ethical Bank Raid

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

The Environmentalist

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

'I admire your floatibility.'

God's Subcontractors

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

Honest Vending

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Eco Princess

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Earth stove

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Your Future Home.

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'