Sustainable Resource Enthusiast Pillows

Ethical Bank Raid

The Environmentalist

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

'I admire your floatibility.'

God's Subcontractors

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Honest Vending

Eco Princess

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Earth stove

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Your Future Home.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"I think we have run out of time..."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!