Philosophical Soul-searcher Gifts

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

FAQs.

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

The Anti-Materialist

Existential Risk

"Why do we keep trying?""Because we need purpose..."

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

"The meaning of life at a glance"

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'Actually, I came up here to get away from people asking me about the secret to happiness.'