Philosopher-seeker Gifts

Looking for a gift for the philosopher-seeker—someone passionate about exploring life's big questions? Our collection offers a blend of clever humor and insightful designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. These products celebrate curiosity, wisdom, and the joy of pondering life's mysteries, making them ideal for students, thinkers, or anyone who loves to seek truth with a smile.

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'Everything you say subtracts from the sum of human knowledge.'

'Everything you say subtracts from the sum of human knowledge.' mockup

'Everything you say subtracts from the sum of human knowledge.'

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"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide." mockup

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

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In/Out/These Things Happen.

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Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach." mockup

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

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"Feel free to take notes."

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5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness? mockup

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

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"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!" mockup

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

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'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.' mockup

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

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'Do you think that's wise?'

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Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.' mockup

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

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Chiller Theatre

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'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!' mockup

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

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'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.' mockup

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

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"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone." mockup

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

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'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.' mockup

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

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"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually." mockup

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

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For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on... mockup

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

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"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash." mockup

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

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"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?" mockup

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

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'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.' mockup

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

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A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower. mockup

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

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"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?" mockup

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

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Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.' mockup

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

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"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls" mockup

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

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"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box." mockup

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

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"He's my smart-aleck twin."

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Divine Desk Bins

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"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either." mockup

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

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"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..." mockup

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

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'You must heal yourself.'

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Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy mockup

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

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Beyond the known and the unknown. mockup

Beyond the known and the unknown.

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Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.' mockup

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

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"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?" mockup

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

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Philosopher-seeker Gifts Collection

Philosopher-seeker Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the philosopher-seeker—witty, wise, and perfect for sparking morning reflections.

Philosopher-seeker Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that celebrate the inquisitive mind—great for adding a thoughtful touch to any space.

Philosopher-seeker Prints

Browse our inspiring prints for the philosopher-seeker—perfect for decorating a study or creative corner with wisdom and wit.

Philosopher-seeker T-Shirts

Find clever and inspiring t-shirts for the philosopher-seeker in your life—ideal for expressing their love of wisdom and curiosity.