Philosophy Seekers Gifts

"I got it this far - don't stop me now."

Divine Desk Bins

Humans...What is their purpose?

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

'The Questioner'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Oh, crap.'

Zenemies.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Pastorius wonders why.

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Arthur Schopenhauer

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

How world war III started.

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"Moulting"