Philosophy Explorers Gifts

Over the years, Sid had refined travel on the path of least resistance to a fine art.

I don't have anybody to blame for my destiny...

'It's easy to tell conventional churches from cults, because we ask for 10%, while cults demand 100%.'

I hear you're an atheist now. It's the thing to be. What about me? What about you? I have the power to destroy you. So. I am your god! Rethinking position.

"I told you it was a universal truth."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Divine Desk Bins

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Ten Commandments

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

FAQs.

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

"Great, now we're lost."

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

Off to a bad start.

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

Conspiracy Theory Books

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

Looking inside the internal maze,

'I don't have a single appointment between 1:30 and 2. Do you want me questioning the meaning of my existence?'

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

"The arc of the moral universe."