Philosopher In Pursuit Gifts

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Chiller Theatre

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

My God, I need to fart.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Divine Desk Bins

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

FAQs.

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Is this who I am?"

"Nihilistic customer service"

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Free speech isn't cheap!

"I cross the road to forget."

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'In my opinion, you're either part of the problem or part of the solution. Unless, of course, you're Jones, who thinks he can just float above it all!'

Non Thought For The Day.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Dad, what is peace?'

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

Fyodor Dostoyevsky