Philosophy Finder Gifts

"Actually, can you just tell me what he said?"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Chiller Theatre

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Sauce for the Goose

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Divine Desk Bins

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Is this who I am?"

"Moulting"

"I cross the road to forget."