Artistic Soul Searcher Gifts

Mirror, mirror, on a nail, where exactly did I fail?

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Felix Mendelssohn

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Reginald Bunthorne

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Your tiny hand is frozen...

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Framed Lady

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Christian and Born again Christian...

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Phoenix

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

Urns in love

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Swing dancers.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Alberich steals the gold