Artistic Soul-searchers Gifts

Ready to Sell out. Please help.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Felix Mendelssohn

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Reginald Bunthorne

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Your tiny hand is frozen...

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Framed Lady

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

Phoenix

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Swing dancers.

Urns in love

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Alberich steals the gold

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Moon

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."