Artistic Soul-searchers Gifts

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"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Felix Mendelssohn

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Reginald Bunthorne

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Your tiny hand is frozen...

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Framed Lady

Swing dancers.

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Phoenix

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Urns in love

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Alberich steals the gold

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE