"I love academe. And academe loves me to death. But crap, I'm just not in love."
Scholarly Soul Searcher Gifts
Looking for a gift for the scholarly soul searcher? Our collection of creative gifts celebrates curiosity, learning, and introspection. Perfect for those who love to explore ideas, ponder questions, and embrace their inner thinker. Whether it's for a student, a teacher, or a lifelong learner, these thoughtful items add a touch of personality and inspiration to their everyday routine. Explore artful designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to their inquisitive nature and passion for self-improvement.
"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."
'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'
"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"
Eagle (The Divine Comedy).
"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"
"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."
"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"
"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."
Christian and Born again Christian...
"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."
"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"
"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."
'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'
The Anti-Materialist
Existential Risk
'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'
'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'
'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''
Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.
'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'
This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.
Monks play conkers with crucifix
"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."
"The meaning of life at a glance"
"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."
"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."
"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."
'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'
"You'll find it's lonely at the top."
Bob Dylan
'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'
Valentine for Guru.
"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."
"Do you think of yourself as a spiritual person?"
Scholarly Soul Searcher Gifts Collection
Scholarly Soul Searcher Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the scholarly soul searcher. Find inspiring, witty, and thought-provoking designs on mugs that make every morning a moment of curiosity.
Scholarly Soul Searcher Pillows
Brighten their space with pillows that inspire reflection and thoughtfulness. Shop our collection designed for the introspective and curious at heart.
Scholarly Soul Searcher Prints
Decorate with artwork that sparks the imagination. Our prints are designed for those who love exploring ideas and self-discovery, ideal for the scholarly soul searcher.
Scholarly Soul Searcher T-Shirts
Discover creative t-shirts that celebrate inquisitiveness and learning. Perfect for the curious mind, these shirts make a statement for the scholarly soul searcher.