Hopeful Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for the hopeful philosopher? Explore our collection of witty and inspiring products designed to nurture their love for ideas, wisdom, and a little humor. Ideal for thinkers who see the world as a canvas for endless possibilities, our items blend inspiration with a playful twist, making them perfect for everyday contemplation, study sessions, or moments of reflection. Whether it's a gift for a budding thinker or a seasoned mind, our thoughtful designs celebrate curiosity and optimism.

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Recycling bank for illusions,

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"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major." mockup

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

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"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?" mockup

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

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"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!" mockup

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

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'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.' mockup

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

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Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life. mockup

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

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(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?) mockup

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

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"Could I ask just one question?"

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"One year closer to college!"

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"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?" mockup

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

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'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?' mockup

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

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'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.' mockup

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

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'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.' mockup

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

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'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?' mockup

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

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"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?" mockup

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

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'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?' mockup

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

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'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.' mockup

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

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"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?" mockup

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

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"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything." mockup

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

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"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust." mockup

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

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'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.' mockup

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

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'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

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