Spirited Philosopher Gifts

"Finally - a faith-based initiative I can embrace."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

At the 2021 Religious Games

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

"Nihilistic customer service"

Free speech isn't cheap!

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'Okay - who leaked?'

"Don't believe in labels."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

'All I know is that when life hands you a lemon, you're supposed to make lemonade...is there such a thing as curveballade?'

'Get an afterlife!'