Light-hearted Philosopher Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for a light-hearted philosopher? Discover a range of fun, witty, and thoughtfully crafted items that bring humor to deep thinking. Ideal for those who love to ponder life's mysteries with a smile, our products blend clever insights with playful charm, making every day a little more insightful and entertaining.

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"You da man!"

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"Someone stole my anti-depressant pills. I hope they're happy now!"

"Someone stole my anti-depressant pills. I hope they're happy now!" mockup

"Someone stole my anti-depressant pills. I hope they're happy now!"

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"Don't go to the light, Ned!"

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"Yes, Gramps, we agreed to follow 'until death do us part' with the caveat that we might be placed in separate wings of the assisted living facility."

"Yes, Gramps, we agreed to follow 'until death do us part' with the caveat that we might be placed in separate wings of the assisted living facility." mockup

"Yes, Gramps, we agreed to follow 'until death do us part' with the caveat that we might be placed in separate wings of the assisted living facility."

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'Try some -- it's 'om mani padme hummus.''

'Try some -- it's 'om mani padme hummus.'' mockup

'Try some -- it's 'om mani padme hummus.''

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"Getting older isn't so bad when you consider the only alternative..."

"Getting older isn't so bad when you consider the only alternative..." mockup

"Getting older isn't so bad when you consider the only alternative..."

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'Don't feel too badly about your post, I used to work for the News of the World.'

'Don't feel too badly about your post, I used to work for the News of the World.' mockup

'Don't feel too badly about your post, I used to work for the News of the World.'

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Just Asleep.

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'I'm on my break right now -- can you come back next February?'

'I'm on my break right now -- can you come back next February?' mockup

'I'm on my break right now -- can you come back next February?'

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'Thank you for choosing heaven - we hope you have a pleasant stay.'

'Thank you for choosing heaven - we hope you have a pleasant stay.' mockup

'Thank you for choosing heaven - we hope you have a pleasant stay.'

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The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!' mockup

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

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"I died of old age, an eighty year old in an invalid scooter knocked me over."

"I died of old age, an eighty year old in an invalid scooter knocked me over." mockup

"I died of old age, an eighty year old in an invalid scooter knocked me over."

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"No, you can't go back for your sports magazine's swimsuit issue."

"No, you can't go back for your sports magazine's swimsuit issue." mockup

"No, you can't go back for your sports magazine's swimsuit issue."

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"Would you please knock off the boooring chant?!!"

"Would you please knock off the boooring chant?!!" mockup

"Would you please knock off the boooring chant?!!"

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"I'm going to the corner for a pack of cigarettes, then I'm going somewhere I can smoke them."

"I'm going to the corner for a pack of cigarettes, then I'm going somewhere I can smoke them." mockup

"I'm going to the corner for a pack of cigarettes, then I'm going somewhere I can smoke them."

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'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?' mockup

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

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'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!'' mockup

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

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At the 2021 Religious Games

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Get crazy once in a while

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"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything." mockup

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

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"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust." mockup

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

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Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon. mockup

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

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Going Down?

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'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.' mockup

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

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Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks. mockup

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

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'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.' mockup

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

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"FREEDOM!!!"

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'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?' mockup

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

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'How did he make the world in six days?'

'How did he make the world in six days?' mockup

'How did he make the world in six days?'

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"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?" mockup

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

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"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars." mockup

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

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The Meaning of Life

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Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

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Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

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Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10 mockup

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

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'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.' mockup

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

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Light-hearted Philosopher Gifts Collection

Light-hearted Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for light-hearted philosophers—quirky, humorous, and perfect for spark of thought over coffee.

Light-hearted Philosopher Pillows

Check out our playful pillows featuring humorous quotes and fun designs—ideal for brightening any space with a touch of wit.

Light-hearted Philosopher Prints

Browse our prints that blend humor and insight, perfect for decorating a space with a touch of philosophical charm.

Light-hearted Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts with witty and clever sayings that will delight any light-hearted thinker and add some humor to their wardrobe.