Light-hearted Philosophy Follower Gifts

"Grab a lollypop on your way out."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

At the 2021 Religious Games

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

"Moulting"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Scurile travels

'Okay - who leaked?'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Going Down?

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

'Have you been working out?'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"FREEDOM!!!"

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"I don't see why divine intervention and government intervention have to be mutually exclusive."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'Have you got anything for omnipotence?'

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"The meaning of life at a glance"

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all