Light-hearted Philosophy Follower Gifts

"Grab a lollypop on your way out."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

At the 2021 Religious Games

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

"Moulting"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

Scurile travels

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'Okay - who leaked?'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Going Down?

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

'Have you been working out?'

"FREEDOM!!!"

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

"I don't see why divine intervention and government intervention have to be mutually exclusive."

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

'Have you got anything for omnipotence?'

Bookski Inc. Das Kapital. Sorry, Mister Marz, but we can't give you a big advance just because you need it.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"