Philosophy Follower Gifts

"I just found an Eastern philosophy that's very accepting of S.U.Vs."

How to go through life attentively with Marshimallo Yogi

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Voltaire

reincarnated worm...

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'The Questioner'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

What else is there to wish for?

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"You call this a constitution?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Now showing, at a University near you...

Zenemies.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"