Conscience Follower Gifts

"If you grant amnesty to people following their conscience everyone will follow his conscience."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Monk Prompt

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Racial Profiling

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

Spiritual Lives Matter

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

Tea Party and the US economy

"The buck really stops with him."

"Grab a lollypop on your way out."

Decisions a Pope makes

"But how many followers do you have?"

Check your conscience, Senator?

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Pope Francis

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

Pope John Paul II 1920-2005.

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'