Conscience Ponderer Gifts

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

Conscience. An angel and the devil standing on a person's shoulders. With the devil playing dirty, as you'd expect.

Have a nice guilt trip. !!!

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Chiller Theatre

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Needs to get a life"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Sauce for the Goose

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

The Price of Freedom

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"I cross the road to forget."

"Is this who I am?"

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Afraid of change - leave it here.