Conscience Warrior Gifts

'I know right from wrong and that's been holding me back.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Our war is against cancer."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Racial Profiling

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Nun Binning the Devil

Female chemotherapy warrior.

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'All this knowledge going into my head, through my eyes and out the window to float forever in space.'

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

Check your conscience, Senator?

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

'Remember, my son -- the longest journey begins with a single slither.'

"We must root out corruption at the highest levels of government and make it look like it's happening at the lowest levels of government."

Baseball Angels

Introducing clean conscience products

Obamacare May Be Safe For Now. But...

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

'How can you sleep at night?'

My belief is better than yours!

Let's merge and cut out the middle man.

Truth seeker seeking knowledge sees different levels of gurus.

'What do you mean, you found a loophole in Nirvana?'

Contrary opinions matter

Always right.

The Human Stain.

Think - But not too much.