Ethical Warriors Gifts

"We must root out corruption at the highest levels of government and make it look like it's happening at the lowest levels of government."

Back to work...

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Funny, this is the same pill the head of the price-gouging drug company needs to take so he can sleep at night, too. Pharmac …

"Do you have any working capital?"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"It's not easy being green…"

There's no real oil emergency...

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

EXXON EXTINCTION

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Earth Reset Button.

Organic farm

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

'Pssst! Dump your toxic wastes?'

'It took four trees to make that sign.'

Excellent academic and personal qualifications...but I'm afraid your womb lets you down!

'Dad, there's a whaler under my bed!'

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

Genius in a Bottle.

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

"And Justin has been promoted to Head of Diversity."

The Nine Circles of Heaven

'This is outrageous! I could go to prison for sending miners into an unsafe mine!'