Ethical Warriors Gifts

"We must root out corruption at the highest levels of government and make it look like it's happening at the lowest levels of government."

Back to work...

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Do you have any working capital?"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"You have sewage between your teeth."

EXXON EXTINCTION

"It's not easy being green…"

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

There's no real oil emergency...

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Earth Reset Button.

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

Organic farm

'Pssst! Dump your toxic wastes?'

'It took four trees to make that sign.'

Excellent academic and personal qualifications...but I'm afraid your womb lets you down!

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

Genius in a Bottle.

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

'Dad, there's a whaler under my bed!'

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

Wind turbines seen as a blot on the landscape by motorists who don't notice the impact of the motorway.

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

'This is outrageous! I could go to prison for sending miners into an unsafe mine!'