Ethical Warrior Gifts

'All this stuff's made in sweatshops - its awful! I'm not buying clothes someone's sweated on!'

'I didn't say it was your fault, Colby. I said we'd act like it was your fault.'

Stop Animal Testing

'OK, stop all animal experiments now.'

Authorities barge in on the cruelest kind of animal testing.

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'I won't buy from an unethical company, Sir!'

'The only downside to your plan to maximize profits is that we are so going straight to hell.'

Experiments with animals in progress - stop animal testing.

'Your report is very alarming. Fortunately, you aren't loud enough to be taken seriously.'

Others will fight for you

Back to work...

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"I dunno...ask him."

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

"Do you have any working capital?"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

Keystone XL

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"It's not easy being green…"

EXXON EXTINCTION