Conscience Follower Pillows

"If you grant amnesty to people following their conscience everyone will follow his conscience."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Monk Prompt

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

Tea Party and the US economy

"The buck really stops with him."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"Grab a lollypop on your way out."

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Check your conscience, Senator?

"But how many followers do you have?"

Pope Francis

Decisions a Pope makes

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

Pope John Paul II 1920-2005.

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

The Good News, the Media Nothwithstanding