Conscience Keeper Pillows

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'How can you sleep at night?'

Introducing clean conscience products

Check your conscience, Senator?

Think - But not too much.

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"I've got a good head for business; I just don't have the stomach for it."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Environmental Conscience

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

Librarian.

"I keep up with all the journals."

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

"I'll do whatever it takes to save this marriage. Even if that means having to work weekends."

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

How To Keep Promises

'Yes, your wedding vows are still binding even if you DID get married during the Clinton administration.'

Baseball Angels

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

Let's merge and cut out the middle man.

"Well, that's that. Can't do a research homework if the internet's down."

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

The Human Stain.

"I'm having an ethical dilemma. I'm trying to decide whether to have some."

'I get that it was wrong. I don't get why it matters.'

'I know right from wrong and that's been holding me back.'