Voice Of Conscience Seeker Pillows

"This is a charity calling. Please stay on the line for the voice of human kindness."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

Group Think Time

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Crowded Ice Fishing

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Collective Psyche

Racial Profiling

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

'Silent type, eh?'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

It was one of those long meetings where we all agree on the destination but insist on giving our own directions.

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

Check your conscience, Senator?

The Good Samaritan.

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

Busy thoughts of people at a silent retreat.

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

"People used to be more considerate."

Dead Silence: a restaurant for married people

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Large Print Librarian.

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

St. Lukes Silent Order

Baseball Angels