Voice Of Conscience Seeker Pillows

"This is a charity calling. Please stay on the line for the voice of human kindness."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Crowded Ice Fishing

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

Collective Psyche

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

'Silent type, eh?'

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

It was one of those long meetings where we all agree on the destination but insist on giving our own directions.

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

The Good Samaritan.

Check your conscience, Senator?

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

Dead Silence: a restaurant for married people

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

"People used to be more considerate."

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

'...But I confessed to Oprah...isn't that in there?'

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

Baseball Angels

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

St. Lukes Silent Order

Large Print Librarian.

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.