Conscience Questioner Pillows

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"Religion gives us a reason to go to war to prove how much we love peace."

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

"What's it all about?"

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

Baseball Angels

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

'The meaning of life? -- You CAN take a joke, can't you?'

"Thank you for not praying."

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.

The Human Stain.

Neurotic stupidity: 'If you start granting amnesty to people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following their conscience.'

'I get that it was wrong. I don't get why it matters.'

'I know right from wrong and that's been holding me back.'

'Troubled about eating meat? Ethicist on the premises.'

Church Growth

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."