Moral Questioner Pillows

"Religion gives us a reason to go to war to prove how much we love peace."

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

Crisis of values

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

Are You a True American Patriot?

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

The Establishment: Independent Thought

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

"Sure I know right from wrong. Right is what Mom tell's us to do."

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

Holding the moral high ground

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

'I know the difference between right and wrong, but it hasn't held me back.'

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

Attorney General John Ashcroft

"You cheated on the assignment and got an A? Glad to see you've learned a useful life skill."

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

'Sorry, but we already know who we're going to hire for our new ethics director. We just posted the job for show.'

"Don't go there."

Devil vs Angel Duel.

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

'In my experience, for good to triumph over evil, it needs a little help from the NEUTRAL.'

'Don't worry about doing the right thing. There'll be plenty of time for that when you're fired, retired, or reincarnated.'