Moral Compass Questioner Pillows

"I did not abort, and I deeply regret that every day!"

"Call me?"

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'Idealist'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

"Religion gives us a reason to go to war to prove how much we love peace."

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Liberty and capital punishment.

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

"It saddens me to think that so many of my customers are going to hell."

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

"Call me a pie-in-the-sky idealist, but I've always found it important to invest with a firm that reflects my values!"

'He was brought up with a moral, compassionate and philanthropic upbringing, but by putting his nose to the grind stone, he managed to surmount those handicaps.'

'I TOLD you Adam needed a role model.'

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”