Moral Compass Navigator Pillows

"How come you never give me ideas like that?"

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'Hurry up! I need to make this decision fast.'

"It saddens me to think that so many of my customers are going to hell."

"You're going to need a bigger shoulder."

Have a nice guilt trip. !!!

'Remember, Junior, it's important to avoid any appearance of wrongdoing.'

'I swear, it won't happen again. Without thinking, I broke ranks and voted my conscience!'

The fate of the emigrant

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Idealist'

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

Liberty and capital punishment.

"Maybe it's not so good that my mentor is taking me to the mountaintop with him."

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

Virtue is its own reward. Vice works on commission.

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

Orienteering 101

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."