Moral Compass Pillows

Liberty and capital punishment.

One of those dreadfully uncomfortable corporate moments...

"Remember, theres a right way to do things and there's your father's way."

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

Virtue is its own reward. Vice works on commission.

Aesop's Fables-Peacocks Chase away Jackdaw

'I TOLD you Adam needed a role model.'

"Yes Darling, it's great to be strong, but you have to learn how to be gentle too..."

"Is something bothering you, besides sin, crime, hunger, that sort of thing?"

"Do you think I should ask Bea out?"

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'Idealist'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

"It saddens me to think that so many of my customers are going to hell."

"Call me a pie-in-the-sky idealist, but I've always found it important to invest with a firm that reflects my values!"

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

'He was brought up with a moral, compassionate and philanthropic upbringing, but by putting his nose to the grind stone, he managed to surmount those handicaps.'