Moral Compass Lover Pillows

'I have not been able to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I'll give you £200. If I still can't sleep, I will send you the rest.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'Idealist'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"Bless me father for I have allegedly sinned."

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

Liberty and capital punishment.

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

The tortoise and hare

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

Virtue is its own reward. Vice works on commission.

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

'He was brought up with a moral, compassionate and philanthropic upbringing, but by putting his nose to the grind stone, he managed to surmount those handicaps.'

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

"It saddens me to think that so many of my customers are going to hell."

"Call me a pie-in-the-sky idealist, but I've always found it important to invest with a firm that reflects my values!"

'I TOLD you Adam needed a role model.'

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection